Dear Douchemaster,
I am so sick of the World Cup. Have any of these douchebag idiots even watched a complete soccer game in their lives? People are crying over the loss when they should be crying over how they dress. As a long time soccer fan, I was rooting for Team USA, but I have to admit I started hoping they’d lose just so the current douchebag bandwagonners could be gone.
Am I am bad person?
No.
