I have no idea what Wondercon is other than some sort of Comiccon thing that comic book douches all get fired up about. Like the couple in the picture above who clearly think they are in some alternate universe where your thumb is actually a switchblade. Awesome. I sort of respect these douches just on the mere fact that I mostly hate my life so it’d be nice to be so absolutely out of touch with reality that I though I could leap from building to building with a single douche bound. Here’s more.
Grown men playing with puppets. Hide Yo’ Children, Folks!
What. In. The. Hell? Is it raining inside the building? What is in her basket?
Game Of Douche.
Someone needs to cut back on the Starbucks.