Dear Douchemaster,
I am so hungover from last night. I’ve vomited 3 solid times already and I am pretty sure I publicly J’ked off in a car for a fat girl at like 3am. I am so disappointed in myself. I have the booze blues. That said, I want you to post a picture of this guy from Vegas on the site so that I can somehow feel a little bitty bit better.
Thanks.
Done.
