Dear Douchemaster,
How the hell does Denver not make this site on a more frequent basis? Ever since they legalized the whacky weed that place has gone full blown douche. Like they fell through a wormhole and came out in a mix between the 70’s and 80’s. They even travel using weird bicycles (if you can even call them that). They wear tie dies. I don’t know what’s in the pot in that town but I don’t want any of it. This why I believe firmly that people should do lines of blow instead of pot. Blow makes you exciting and fun while pot turns you into a complete douche. Just keeping it real here, dawg.
You go boy.