This man has a small penis. Like, super small. Like mind numbingly small. So small, that he wrote a lengthy poem over the matter and posted it publicly for all to read and enjoy. Vice.com reported on the man who now says he has turned his shyness into a weapon of artistic beauty (well not in those exact words, but you get it). This is a thing of beauty in a grotesque and uncomfortable way.
I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else’s dick
Is inevitably biggerIf six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of meIf you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My dick will ever goMy pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crestSearching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There’s absolutely nothing there
For me to get a gripHe’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know
And no, I can’t imagine
The feeling of deep throatSometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn’t cold
Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes
Girls they like to tell me
It’ such a cute surprise
Until I have to tell them
I left the condom stuck insideI’m hung like Mickey Mouse
I’m glad now to admit
For the greater pain exists
In propagating myths
According to the internet
Real men have massive dicksSo if you’re sat with five or six, then
Feel the relief
You no longer have to hide it
In shame and miseryI’m the living proof you’ve got
Way more than you need
For even with four inches
My girl’s in love with meHe’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes!
He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
