I guess it's a thing? It's one thing that women surgery fuck their faces by age 30, but it is far another to rub bird shit on your face. Now not only do I have...

Elevators can be great. They allow us to get up a building without having to walk and burn calories while simultaneously drinking a latte or soda. But they are also a haven for douchebags...

My eyes may never be the same. http://instagram.com/p/yPkAMDPfxS/

Well not all are for the jerkoffs, some are just for proving a point. For whatever reason, check out the awesomeness and tell us which is your favorite in the comments!

  POST A COMMENT BELOW IF YOU THINK I'M WRONG. (OR RIGHT, BECAUSE I AM RIGHT) Something about being a guy cyclist encourages immediate vagina growth. They become super bitches. I'm not talking sane vagina here...

  As everyone has heard already, the New England Patriots, after being investigated for allegations of deflating the balls they use on offense, have been shown to have committed the act. Yep, the New England Patriots...

The douchebag / asshole presence in Whole Foods is pretty damn evident if you have ever been inside of one. Whole Foods is a decent store for sure, but these dipshits totally ruin the...

Photo by USAG-Humphreys Tae Kwon Do leads the nation in ripping off parents. Its absolutely the most useless shit ever, yet Tae Kwon Do shops are sprouting up on every corner and more and...

This year the Oscars has no black people nominated for anything. And some people are mad. Some people are race baiting. But some people are just funny. We salute them! https://twitter.com/P0TUS/status/556470404483936256 https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/556472616463400960 https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/555932035744026624 https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/status/556255747139706880 https://twitter.com/FallonTonight/status/555947035351068672 https://twitter.com/FallonTonight/status/555946918611005440 https://twitter.com/MaronzioVance/status/555945708906242048 https://twitter.com/harikondabolu/status/555790334274174976 https://twitter.com/BlackGirlNerds/status/555775883852906496 https://twitter.com/itsashlyperez/status/555767119745253376 https://twitter.com/thewayoftheid/status/555740707844292608 https://twitter.com/EdgeofSports/status/555729500664004608 https://twitter.com/fakerapper/status/555728676516421634 https://twitter.com/mstharrington/status/555727493685321728  

Crossfit is no longer a workout, it's a douche cult. You can try to get upset and pretend that its not true, but you'd be lying to yourself. Here is how to know if...

A picture floating around social media shows Kid Rock glorifying the killing of a panther. But so many questions loom. Is it OK to hate on him if you already eat meat? Is he...

Feature Photo Credit: Steve Jurvetson | Creative Commons Attribution | The Drone shit is now totally out of hand. These people can't be serious, right? Oh wait, they are, and that's a huge part of the issue. Here are...

In a wild instance of complete irony, a Douchebag vaper goes on crying Youtube rant about how he is being bullied by Facebook Group admins on vaping boards. So last month when we called...