I Hate That “Take Me To Church” Song So Bad I Don’t Want To...
I literally can't get in my car anymore without that damn song being on. And if it isn't that song, it's another song that has it remixed into it. That song is the bane...
8 Reasons Why You and Your Coconut Oil are F*ing Stupid
Coconut Oil. Have you heard about it yet? Oh wait, of course you have, because you probably have at least 3 douchey friends that post shit about coconut oil on Facebook at least 4...
Why ISIS Have Become Super Not Scary. (why CNN needs to stop spreading the...
CNN and all the major news networks have been on a rampage trying to convince me that I should be scared of these ISIS dudes. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to have...
Can Am Spyder Ads Can’t Be Serious. This Shit Is Douche.
These douchebags riding Can Am Spyders baffle me. More and more I see them cruising along with what I thought were legit bikers (no more though). When these commercials first came out, it was...
Cleveland Browns FAIL At New Updated Logo.
In a serious marketing attempt to update their brand, which included serious quotes such as, “The orange is brighter and richer and matches the passion of our fans and city...the new brown facemask represents...
8 Ways To Have A Bully Proof Kid. Number 4 I See All The...
Everyone morning on the news there is a new story about "bullying." When I grew up, everyone was supposed to learn how to stick up for themselves in some reasonable way, but no more...
Bikini Girls Doing Actual Things (pics)
Because bikini girls are always doing something.
Bikini Girls Blocking Entry To Pool.
Bikini Girls Blocking View Of Ocean
Bikini Girl Blocking Access To Upstairs Bathroom.
Bikini Girls Wishing They'd Been Invited On The Rich Man's Yacht.
Bikini Girl...
Ultimate Gym Douchebags (pics)
The gym is the mecca for Douchebags. They take a daily pilgrimage there to worship their supreme doucheness. I literally avoid the gym because of this douchebags. And yes, I'm fat. I blame douchebags.
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Brah, WTF Did You DO To Your Hair? Kim Jong Un Is Peacocking
Like wtf just happened here? It's like 1990's teen style meets a 80s afro. This is horrendous. You just can't unsee this enough.
https://twitter.com/KCNAWatch/status/568206353111465984
I am now impossibly unterrified of this guy. How could any of...
Jen Selter’s Mom Is Seriously Hot Also. At 47, Check Her Out.
Jen Selter is the 21 year old booty queen of Instagram. Well, this morning on Instagram she made obvious her thankfulness for good jeans (pun intended) when she posted a picture of bikini laden...
The Charlotte Hornet’s Honeybees’ Instagram Doesn’t Slouch. Even on snow days. (Warning, Hot Cheerleaders)
Because what's a little snow when you are a Honeybee?
http://instagram.com/p/zNiNDNmy5v/
http://instagram.com/p/zNhBRFGy4D/.
You Wear An Elevation Mask To The Gym. You’re A Douchebag.
It's incredibly hard for me to wrap my head around what I'm seeing, but more and more I'm noticing douchebags putting on Elevation Mask and then hitting up 24 Hour Fitness for a workout,...
26 Memes Celebrating Our Hatred Of ISIS
Because ISIS is a piece of shit and we love Marines.
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Dwight Howard Grabs Hard Penis On Live TV? (Watch For Yourself)
I mean, this video is pretty damn difficult to deny......watch as Dwight Howard grabs his teammate's junk in the most enjoyable junk grabbing way possible. And we aren't talking about a quick grab, we...
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Douche Burn (be cautious out there folks)
Douche burn is one of the major causes of being a douche. Wear doucheblock whenever possible, folks.
Is his penis texting his bro friends?
Cute chick....
