Drum Circle Bros
Dear Douchemaster,
I found this picture on Facebook and it pisses me off. I'm going to go take some anti-anxiety meds and see if I can relax.
Whoa, look at this, bros in a drum circle...
Duck Face bitchez
Dear Douchemaster,
Holy Crap in a soup bowl! This Duck Face may be the most epic duck face of all time! I mean someone had to work on this a lot, lots and lots of...
Mike Napoli wins World Series, gets wasted, then gets awesome.
I watched the final out of the World Series a few days ago, I admit, I felt the highlight of the whole thing really was that it was the first time since Babe Ruth...
Worst Twerking ever and fashion apocalypse
Dear Douchemaster,
Twerking is all the rage now, but I'm confused, is twerking like a dance routine or is it dying a slow death on an Acid overdose?
This is just brutal, all the way down...
Douche collapse at Tough Mudder.
Dear Douchemaster,
This picture is starting to make the rounds on Facebook. It's from the Tough Mudder sham. I guess it's supposed to be inspirational? Why does the world suck so much? Am I the...
iTunes water globe app cost just under $220. Its a shitty snowman in fake...
117 Douches till Christmas. 117 people apparently bought a f#cking $219 snowglobe app for their iPhone or iPad. Of course, the first asshole claims it was an accident and wants his money back. Because...
Facebook Meme: The elephant plumber
I'm always happy to see animals get a better shake from the disusting human world we live in, but this seems like a case of an animal with a bad foot that some Zoo...
The biggest, worst of all time, end of times, Frankenstorm is coming to East...
Surely you have already heard by now, the "largest storm of all time" is currently heading up the ocean to destroy the East Coast, which includes cities such as Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington D.C., and...
Nintendo sends out memo that gaming treasure possibly found in Vegas.
Luigi and Mario must be pissed that some douche stole their work pants and went off to the club in Vegas. So if her chest does finally explode all over the mushroom kingdom does...
The latest Facebook cause.
Because honestly you morons, we assumed you did. Thanks for showing your support of the obvious. I anticipate the next surge of philanthropy to be a picture with "LIKE if you wish guys didn't...
The real winner in the debate last night, and the real losers. And a...
The real winner in last night's Presidential debate was clearly Mitt Romney's hair.
I mean, that's a rock solid hair do. Al Quada couldn't penetrate that sh!t with a shoe bomb. Look at it, it's...
Homeless man doesn’t understand how Subway works. Facebook erupts.
So the story is this: Some broad was working at Subway, bought a homeless guy a sandwich, manager got pissed off at her while she was like sweeping bread crumbs up because she paid...
Space Shuttle flies over California, once again proving Cali is not as cool as...
Next to pouring rubbing alcohol and pepper in my eyes while chatting about gay sex with Paris Hilton in a cab, I can't think of anything more painful than watching the Space Shuttle Endeavor...
New Facebook motivational awesomeness.
For those of you confused, yes, that's an ant lifting what appears to be a twig as the sun sets behind him. This picture is apparently the latest in a series of motivational pictures...
