Bro Hand Is Awesome

  Holy hell, this bro has the largest hand I have ever seen. Is this some type of camera angle issue or trick? Christ, I can totally see why these broads are hanging out with...

Vegas Bro is magician

  Holy Crap douches and bros and broads, calm down. Can't we all just get along? Wait, that's not relevant. I feel like eating breast today for lunch. CHICKEN BREAST FOLKS! Jesus. This guy is...

UConn Bros win Douche National Title.

 Dear Douchemaster, What you are about to see is incredibly disturbing. While the UConn Huskies were busy winning a National Title in Basketball, their fans were busy winning a motherf'ing National Douche title. Seriously, what...

Sunday Doucheday

  Dear Douchemaster, Nothing like a little Hot Chicks With Douchebags. Since summer is coming up I figured it was time to take a close look at what we should expect over a long...

DoucheAgram beauty

Dear Douchemaster, These doucheAgrams are without question a thing of great artistic beauty. Look at the way these douchebags are captured on camera, the retro inspired images, it reminds me of a modern day...

Bro Hair

Dear Douchemaster, I think this bro has been on before but his hair can really not ever be on this site enough. This is phenomenal, I mean this is seriously a genetic miracle. This bro is...

Bro Off

  Dear Douchemaster, Which bros do you think would win in a knife fight? These bros?   Or these bros?   Whoa! This is a tough question. I feel like this is Final Jeopardy, same kind of stress, but let me give...

Lesbian Fail

  Dear Douchemaster, My penis feels like Theon Gregyjoy's from Game of Thrones after he had it cut off. That's how bad this lesbian attempt fails. Wow, that's hard. I mean, or soft. I don't know. But...

Douche trying to get some tail.

Dear Douchemaster, I found these pictures on the Carolina Nightlife site of a bro trying to get some ass. It looks like he can barely stand up in his summer khakis. I wonder what...

Hipster Beardoff

  Dear Douchemaster, Which Hipster Bears is more bad ass? This Bro's...   Or this bros?     Clearly the Paul Frank Monkey rip off wins hands down, even without a beard and just a lot of solid body hair. Does the...

Douche Tongues

    Dear Douchemaster, When did bro fingers become the same as vaginas?    This is an outstanding question, I am wondering the exact same thing. It seems like the bros have some new thing they are doing...

Constipated Bro

  Dear Douchemaster, Is this bro constipated or pooing his pance? Look at the tan lines on the broad. She really should have went to topless pool instead. This is a definite tourist tan. Like I envision...

DJ Picture time

Dear Douchemaster, These bros rock. A DJ with Dre Beats.A sweet tank top. A bro twerking in the back. What the hell is on the DJ's hat? Can someone please figure this out for me. It...

Intimadouching

Dear Douchemaster, Which bros do you find more intimidating? Candidates 1: Trainspotting Hipster Bros from Ireland. Candidates 2: Big Pimpin' bros from New Orleans This is tough. Even though one might think it would be easy to pick...