Havasu Douchebags
I once went to Lake Havasu for a trip. I still to this day think it might be the ultimate douchebag destination. Its difficult to understand just how terrible it is in terms of...
Miami Douchebags: In honor of the Heat collapsing in the NBA Finals.
Think the Heat are the only douchebags in Miami? They are just one part of a big piece of a puzzle.
Though we start with the King of it all. Why not?
And on to the...
Always Hard Bros in the LBC
Dear Douchemaster,
Thank God its Friday, I bet all the douches and bros are getting amped up for a big weekend of hand sign pics and selfies and shitty Affliction shirts. Oh, and how is...
Party On Bros and Broads.
Am I being a total dick for making fun of this couple's dance moves at a club in Houston?
The answer is clearly NO I AM NOT. I am being humble and rational. That broad...
DJ Houston we have a Problem.
Dear Douchemaster,
I found yet another cold example of a shitfilled DJ. This time in Houston, Texas. I mean WTF is he doing on that laptop? Shouldn't be be DJing rather than posting up his...
Happy Freaking Monday Bros
Don't be so uptight bros, its just Monday. Nothing to fear. At least its just Monday and you didn't roll into a fancy Vegas nightclub looking like you just popped out of your Florida...
Hipster Yoga.
Dear Douchemaster,
What. The. F'.
This new hipster yoga shit is for the birds. Why can't these douchey hipsters just act normal? Of course this is happening in the Douche Mecca of Austin, Texas. If I...
Happy Bro Hair Friday.
What. In. The. F?
Dear Douchemaster,
This is a serious case of some bro hair. Atlanta must have some amazing genes for dudes. I have the big ring already, but I am considering still growing a...
Wink Wink, Bro.
Dear Douchemaster,
I have a rash on my balls. I have no idea what could possibly have caused it, other than potentially this skanky chick I allowed to eat Sweet Tarts off my gentitals the...
Spring Break Douche
Dear Douchemaster,
I feel like this is racism. Please advise.
I don't know, is a douchebag wearing and Indian's head on a sweatshirt at Spring Break racism or douchery? And since when did Spring Break in...
Oklahoma City Bro Stare
Dear Douchemaster,
This bro is pretty serious about the Candy Nightclub ladies in Oklahoma City. I feel like he is staring at a 12th serving of Olive Garden endless pasta bowl?
I really hope these broads...
LA Kings Fans Are Douchebags
More than just being bandwagon homies of the newly popular LA Kings, the fans are also incredibly douchey. Last night the Kings fans got more to douche out for when their team advanced to...
Journey Concert In Dallas Brings Out Mad Douches
Journey was in concert in Dallas last week and like a magnet for Douches, it did not disappoint. We got some reader emails and a whole lot of pics sent in.
Dear Douchemaster,
Is Dallas actually...
Bro Bomb. Hungry Bro.
Cute girls. Its too bad they are probably now missing. This bro bombing the picture has a serious case of the hot chick hungers.
Dear Douchemaster,
Do you think this bro thinks the broads are hot?...
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Douchebag Car?
I don't know if a Prius is really the chosen ride of a Douchebag, but I thought this was pretty great..
