Wilmington Bros
Dear Douchemaster,
Please post all these Wilmington Redneck Bar Bros on your site. I shouldn't have to beg, they are righteous and deserving douche photos.
Thanks,
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Douche Dynasty
I mean, a cut off jean jacket? Is this Douche Dynasty? And I hope the broad is super wasted for being with him and for appearing to be, well, super wasted.
Dear Douchemaster,
Please post this...
Summer Now Happening In Places That Only Deserve Winter.
Check out these Kansas City summer kick off party pictures. My eyes hurt and it ain't from the sun, folks.
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Blake Shelton concert
Blake Shelton, the douchey American Idol (or Voice, I get f'ing confused), had a concert in Dallas. It was like a major douche pool.
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Douche Saber
Dear Douchemaster,
I have discovered what appears to be a Douche Saber. A saber similar to the one used by Jedis in Star Wars but instead of warting off evil Darth Vader militia, it seems...
Asian Bros Bro’d Out
What the F' is going on in this picture?
There are no words, folks. Captions welcomed in the comments..
Baltimore Doucheians.
Dear Douchemaster,
I just got back from church and noticed that yesterday you slyly just allowed this picture to go on as if it were just another douchebag picture. Its clearly not the case, however....
Baltimore Douche Time
Dear Douchemaster,
I have been living in Baltimore for roughly 2 months, fresh off a job transfer from NYC. This place has made me start hating my life. I have been totally disappointed in the...
Douchebag face breaks.
Remember when your mom would tell you that if you "make that face your face would stay that way permanently?" Holy F' I knew it was true. I am owed so much money for...
Douche Burn (be cautious out there folks)
Douche burn is one of the major causes of being a douche. Wear doucheblock whenever possible, folks.
Is his penis texting his bro friends?
Cute chick. Hopefully she wears doucheblock herself.
Dear Douchemaster,
Stop F'ing writing "dear douchemaster"...
Same Brodresser?
Dear Douchemaster,
Did this bro and broad seriously hit up the same Brodresser for their hair?
WTF. Really? I mean did the bro go to the same salon? I don't get this at all..
Dallas Super Tattoo Douche
Dear Douchemaster,
My friend and I have been staring at this Dallas Douchebag portrait for some time, we have both agreed that the broad is certainly bangable, but what's been left to question is what...
Denver Duck Facing
Dear Douchemaster,
Please accept these Denver party pics of a bro in a tie to your douchebag collection.
Sincerly,
DUCK. FACE. SPECIAL.
WTF is that? Is that supposed to be a drawing of an NBA Title Trophy? This...
