Happy Sunday. Here Is A Picture Of Orlando Bloom Crying.
Because Sundays can be tough, folks. Don't worry, It could be worse. Your wife could have banged Justin Bieber. So no matter what happens today and just because Monday is tomorrow, unless your wife or...
CNN Graph Shows Many Do Not Have Internet Still.
Chris Isidore, a douchebag CNN writer, broke a real hard news story on CNN.com this morning (CNN, the leader in worthless stories following hormonal girl headlines). Apparently Radio Shack is running out of money,...
IHOP Hipster Wants To Eat Dinner Guest
You've all by now been exposed to those terrible IHOP commercials showing people eating IHOP foods, like pancakes, grilled cheeses with pancakes and burgers made of pancakes. Nothing could be sexier than that, right?
Wrong.
The...
Douchebag Bieber Tries To Fight Orlando Bloom.
TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom had a disagreement (most likely over the fact that Bieber is an assinine POS bro that no human, scum or cool, could ever enjoy being...
Tornado Doucheeness Makes New Level
Dear Douchemaster,
What.
The.
F'?
My friend and I were just chatting on Facebook about people who die way too soon. We both got a little teary eye'd due the conversation (although for the sake of science, the...
Paleo Doucheness Ruins Families
My Balls Are Paleo.
Dear Douchemaster,
My cousin eats a Paleo diet now and I have started avoiding family gatherings due to the sad and pathetic fact that running another human being over with a car...
Stephen A. Smith Puts Foot In His Douche Mouth.
ESPN's First Take, also known fondly by many as Two Douches And A Host, once again tried to snag ratings at the expense of common sense. Stephen A. Smith, whose commentary typically includes a...
Pretty Dallas Douches
Dallas never has a shortage of douchebags. If there is ever a douchebag drought, Dallas will be the richest city in the world.
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The Bro Tempest
What happens when ultra happy bro and mega sad bro are in the same room? A bro tempest that rages with the power to char the soil of our earth until the end of...
Because God Loves Us All.
Even Bros.
Are they peeing on the hotties?
Duck Face Bro Broing Out.
Pretty In Pink Douche
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Douche Leppard
Dear Douchemaster,
I was looking around for my Friday morning cup of douche, I saw that Dallas had a KISS and Def Leppard concert and my first thought was "no way there would be a...
Vegas Bro Obey
Dear Douchemaster,
I hate throw back thursday on Facebook and Instagram. Its just a chance for old fat chicks to post pictures of when they were young, tight and hot. And most of them do...
Kansas City Bros attend Rock Fest.
Rock and Bro was in full force at Kansas City's annual rockfest event and the bros and douches (and some hotties) were on the prowl.
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Douche Dynasty
I mean, a cut off jean jacket? Is this Douche Dynasty? And I hope the broad is super wasted for being with him and...
