Once in a while a douche of epic proportions comes along to grace us with his presence. That time is today. As many of you probably already saw over a box of popcorn, TMZ released...

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Yep, someone out there couldn't afford Tampa Bay Ray's tickets. I am pretty sure you can get into a Ray's game for maybe $5. I almost think if you just walk in, they won't...

It's impossible for me to like Beyonce. I am team Kelly Rowland for the win. And I hate her for breaking up Destiny's Child and for ruining JayZee and for being the annoying center...

Photo by lindsay.dee.bunny This man has a small penis. Like, super small. Like mind numbingly small. So small, that he wrote a lengthy poem over the matter and posted it publicly for all to...

Today defensive rookie and first openly gay "almost" NFL player Michael Sam, following being cut from the Ram's practice team, has been signed with the Dallas Cowboys and will now start showering there. Let's...

And the feel good story of the morning is???? This old woman beating down a another old woman. .

Yep. ESPN is still pretending it's solely a sports news station while actually mostly reporting on bullshit gossip. But this has to be the most tedious high school dramas they have ever reported on. Yep,...

It was all that was missing in this poorly planned, humorless scripted act at the Emmy's last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZRkF2D9ipM Oh no, I don't care about the sexism aspect. People need to lighten the F' up (or...

Does anyone actually watch the VMA's anymore, better known as The Beyonce Concert Show. I am not going to post a picture of Beyonce's outfit as I swear it's the same one she wore...

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It's not that I'm surprised, but it's kind of like when you see two elephants having sex, you knew they had sex because you have seen baby elephants but it's still super shocking and...

Whoa, remember "Fun Bobby" from Friends? He was dating Monica and when he drank, he was awesome. But he got sober and the "Fun Bobby" name became something merely of recalling a legend and...

The Ice Bucket Challenge. Great cause? Maybe. Probably. A set up for complete fails and social media douchebaggery? So of course. And we have the list right here for you. http://youtu.be/YEtbMRg0UjY http://youtu.be/l8kjhmIM9JM http://youtu.be/Vwl2PxaB-sM http://youtu.be/ojapt_KTas4 http://youtu.be/eeC-sfMWfxA http://youtu.be/aGInc0FqS7c http://youtu.be/mHajFw3-lXU http://youtu.be/oZsOa7859Kk http://youtu.be/QHbgJhfKRlc  .