Douchebag Selfie Humpday.
Wow, the spiked hair is only the beginning of an epic journey through Douchebag forest. Check out the amazing socks, the misguided duckface substitute, the shorts. Such a long, sad journey here.
To make up...
Here’s A Picture Of Tom Brady Crying On The Bench During Monday Night Football.
Just because you are banging a super model and have loads of money doesn't mean a midwestern town with nothing else to do besides scream and yell at a football stadium can't make you...
College Football Gameday and Ohio State Owns The Douchiest Fans
No surprise here, Ohio State, located in Columbus, Ohio, continually proves itself a perennial "we have nothing else to do but watch sports" town. These fans are madness. I wouldn't want to play against them...
Miami Douchebags
I hate Abercorombie And Fitch as much as I hate sideways peace signs and wine bottles harboring pink roses. Pink roses on your white wine bottle? What more could possible be wrong here? Oh the...
Mark Cuban Was A Douche?
Um, maybe you all always felt he was a douche in the first place? I don't know, homeboy is super rich, has a hot wife and a pretty cool show. BUT, here is a...
Charlo Greene, Alaskan Newsanchor Who Said “F’ It, I Quit,” Now Freedom Fighting For...
Charlo Greene has now decided she is fighting for everyone's freedom to toke it up. She's using her new fame platform to help get people to start the conversation on legalizing the reefer. Ben...
Cam Newton Finds Douchiest Possible Jacket For Post Game Interview.
And let us not forget about the weird ass slippers he wore to match his big purple jacket. This being after his Carolina Panthers lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday night football. Are...
Douchebags Being Electrocuted 1 by 1. (Sort Of). Watch Video. Trust Me.
Yep, because people are freaking off the chain awesome. Watch as this Douchebag tries out an electric chair. Yep, that's him PAYING to be electrocuted. Watching this douchebag figure out what electricity is for...
Miami 3rd String QB, DUI Arrest, Even Better Mugshot.
Miami'e 3rd string quarterback was obviously lulled into thinking 3rd down on the depth chart means hardly any chance of reps or game time, so why not take down some booze and then maybe...
Douchebag Gets Pumped During Yankee’s Game
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?
This is one amazing douchebag right here. Getting in his reps while watching the Yankees. This bro pulls tail, let me tell you. Don't hate the player hate the ....
Baltimore Ravens Fans Are Going To Douche Hell
Baltimore Ravens fans, at least a good chunk of them, live in campers located in Walmart Parking lots all over the country. Wait, I don't know that, but it's a great guess considering they...
Winner Of Douchiest, Obnoxious 9/11 Tweet Goes To…
Build A Bear. Congrats.
9/11 has quickly become a corporate marketing holiday, there is no doubt about that. But Build A Bear wins for taking even an obnoxious and pathetic marketing opportunity to the very...
So You Want To Fight A Stranger. Here Are 4 Recommended Targets.
Ever have one of those days where you wake up and think, "man, I want to start a fight with someone?" Like a real fight. Like almost how in Fight Club they have to...
Bieber Strips At Award Show. Everyone Hates On Him.
Justin Bieber is in super shape. But it wasn't enough to overcome his douchebagidis at the 2014 Fashion Rocks which were held at Barclays in NYC. Upon announcing Rita Ora, he stripped down to...
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12 Florida DMV Passing Written Exam Questions That Make Sense.
Driving in the state of Florida is like what I imagine getting in a cab in Ho Chi Min City with a cabby on...
