Hunter Pence Rages. Welcome to Internet Meme Heaven.
Last night Kansas City Royals starting pitcher, Yordano Ventura, threw a fastball high (and not really super tight) to ultimate hipster / douchebag Hunter Pence and Pence ever so slightly dodged what would not have...
Royals Fans Sleep During Blowout World Series Game.
Because October games at 10pm for Royals fans are pretty unexpected, many fans didn't have the days of preparation needed to be able to stay up past 10pm. It happens. Never.
Sleeping Royals fan at...
Woman Pees In Fridays Parking Lot, Broad Daylight.
In Here, It's Always Friday. This picture was taken in a Fridays near Plantation, Florida. If you look closely, you will see two women eating potentially endless appetizers for $10; also, you will see...
Douche Gets His Junk Stuck In Subway Door.
I am not totally sure the reality here. But much like Santa Clause and Miami Beach Tow, I want to believe it is true. And believing is some times just enough for us.
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Paul Rudd Gets Wasted. Because He Is Awesome.
Paul Rudd is awesome, especially as the dopie Hawaiin surf instructor, "Kunu," in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, or as the sale's clerk in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Know what else he is awesome at?...
WWE Star Randy Orton Vine Compilation Of Him Body Slamming The Internet Is Great...
Someone started a trend whereas people insert Randy Orton body slamming anyone on the Internet that's every been shown taking a dive. And it's pure awesomeness. Like the kind of awesome whereas a supermodel...
The Creepy Clowns In Bakersfield, California Are Greatest Thing Going.
Sure, a small child was chased by a clown armed with an axe. Sure, some clowns may have broken into a few homes in SoCal. Yes, it's not incredibly comfortable when a clown is...
How Does American Horror Story Make That Broad Two Headed?
I know what you're thinking, and you're sick for it. I know because I was thinking the same absurd, raunchy thing. Lets not openly discuss what the pig minded here are thinking, this is...
Comcast Pulls Douche Move, Gets Customer Fired.
In today's WTF story, Comcast, the behemoth anti-trust offending cable company with a repeated reputation of shitting on everyone that comes in contact with it, has apparently reached a new low by getting a...
ThrowBack Thursday On Twitter. (NSFW)
It's Throwback Thursday on Twitter today. Why? Because it is Thursday and that's what happens on Twitter when its Thursday. It's typically used for chicks that want you to see pictures of them from...
Royals Tear Hearts Out Of Oakland Fans In Wildcard MLB Playoff.
But not to worry Oakland, because....
Guy Faints 3 Times While On Amusement Park Ride (video)
Watch the kid on your right in the white shirt pass out not once, but 3 times, during the Slingshot Ride. In fairness, I would probably just straight die from fear. I don't do...
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Tom Brady and Michael Jordan Playing Pickup Games.
What the hell?
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