Because Dumb People Have Facebook Accounts.
Not everyone on Facebook is incredibly bright. Oh wait, you knew that already! But did you know how "unbright" they all are?
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Hot Chicks Hooking Up With Dogs.
All the chicks you want, but can't have, because some dog cockblocked you.
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New England Patriots Tweet Disaster Is So Awesome It Hurts.
The New England Patriots official twitter account decided to do an auto post when they received their 1 millionth tweet. Hooray for bad ideas. Here's the result.
Yep, some good old fashioned hateful racist celebrations....
Tosh.0 Keeps Beating Down ESPN Like A Lion Stalking A Gazzelle In A Small...
This hits just keep on coming for ESPN after they copied Tosh.0's web redemption style episodes. If you aren't familiar, start here: Tosh.0 rips ESPN for being copying plagiarizing cheating puppy stealing assholes.
ESPN's response...
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Apparently Bathes In Olive Oil.
I mean that's the only explanation, right? I don't even think Tropicana Girls from the 80's were this slick. Heck I don't even think the Enron executives were this slick. I feel like if...
Manning’s Backup Quarterback HATES Being Manning’s Backup Quarterback
Denver Bronco's backup Quarterback, Brock Osweiler, figured since his team was playing the trivial Raiders and winning by 31 points in the 3rd quarter that he'd get a shot at playing. Nope, said Peyton...
Adult Swim “The Cooks” Is Totally Weird. Like Seriously.
I remember doing drugs. Some of them, that is. But I remember when I'd come down from them and some weird show would be on, only the show wasn't weird, it was like 3's...
Former NFL Cheerleader Sexually Assaults Luckiest 15 Year Old Boy Ever.
This story reads like the novel I wish my life had of been. Molly Shattuck, an author and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader, has been charged with sexually assaulting a 15 year old boy. They apparently...
TRex. The Sad Story That Makes Your Life Seem Better.
Your life feels mundane and trivial. Then you are exposed to the sad, sullen life of TRex and all is better. TRex's life is a platform for boosting the moral of others, though it...
Australian Surfer Chased By Shark. Hopefully Gets Super Laid For It.
In something that would almost seem like it came directly from a movie, Andy Johnston, 38, was surfing near Perth in late September when a shark seemingly wanted to get to know the surfer a...
Bear Selfies. I Encourage Them.
Sure, the idiots who do them are risking their lives and they are clearly really stupid. But I like them. And really the world is all about the laws of Darwin. More food for...
Cockroaches In Your Omelet? Of course!
Greg "opie" Hughes of the OPie and Anthony show decided to eat an omelet with cockroaches all over it. Because, well, that makes sense. I mean how can this not make sense?
We were discussing...
Louisiana Doesn’t Really Like Katy Perry
and they have the signs to prove it. ESPN College Gameday is set up there and many LSU fans haven't forgotten about when Gameday was in Mississippi and Perry came on the show and...
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Miami Pool Party Concert
Whoa. Miami had its yearly radio pool party. You know, the hot radio stars that make you want to burn down your car radio...
