This Honey Nut Cheerios Commercial Makes Me Want To Kill Myself With A Hot...

I would rather have intercourse with the bunny from Donny Darko rather than watch this crappy Honey Nut Cheerios commerical again. Its Honey of an O by Naturally 7. I almost jumped to freedom...

2014 Miss Hooters International Janet Layug. Because God Love You.

Yep, more reasons to give you that Victoria's Secret models really aren't that bad ass. Hooters gets it done, and they have amazing chicken wings and sports on every TV to boot. Good job...

Female Cop Gives Incredible Oral Exam Of….Another Cop.

Who says female cops are all lesbian man haters? Wait, no one does. I'm just kidding, people say that shit all the time. Just not me. Ok I've said it. But I'm a really...

Harvard Professor Melts Down Over $4 For Chinese Takeout.

And he couldn't be more epic. I mean talk about the cheapest asshole in the world. Look I am all for not getting ripped off, but come on man!  .

Elton John Falling On His Arse At Tennis Match.

Just because, it's f'ing awesome. I mean its the rocket man falling on his ass via a chair at a tennis match. What could possibly be a better start to a Monday than this? .

Why You Should Never Invite Your White Friends To A Riot.

Yep. White people are F'ing Awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyQ9g2WTy8.

Zillow Sexual Harassment Case. Epic Text Messages.

Zillow.com, a website known for helping consumers find properties they are interested in buying or renting, is apparently also awesomely good at sexting the women in their office. Or so it seems. Rachel Kremer...

Darnell Dockett Is Live Tweeting Jury Duty. Which Is F’ing Awesome.

Darnell Dockett is no stranger to being dumbly awesome. But this time is really taking the cake. He was apparently selected to Jury Duty, which has made him none to happy, so he decided...

A Few Times The Wind Almost Gave Us Kate Middleton’s Vagina.

Kate Middleton might have the most secure ass and vagina in the land and furthering the frustrations of the matter for all us warm blooded men is that not even mother nature is able...

Busta Rhymes “Busta” His Head Open On Stage.

Yes yes, I know, my title to this blog article was F'ing awesome. Deal with it. Now, on the matter at hand, which is Busta Rhymes falling off of the stage while rapping. Its so...

Nerd Becomes Bad Ass Nerd With Lego Star Wars Trailer.

Yep, because some nerds can't wait, they will instead make their own bad ass shit! This is awesome. Props Master Nerd, you are my father. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfWrh1scZU.

Thanksgiving Gross Ass Food.

Happy Thanksgiving. Ok, now that that's out of the way, lets talk about how F'ing disgusting so many of you people are out there by showing some gross ass Thanksgiving foods. Please folks, don't...

Jen Sterger Returns To FSU

Jen Sterger, the extremely hot broad that Brett Favre sent his infamous dick pictures to, returned to Tallahassee to watch her FSU Seminoles take on rivals Florida Gators. And she was looking as hot as...

A Few Reasons Florida Is Gross.

I mean I am just assuming all these pictures are from Florida. .