Couples Who Share Facebook Profiles Are Douchebags.
We all have those one or two Facebook profiles who request to be our friends that are actually a couple; like a husband and wife, or worse, a boyfriend and girlfriend. Of course, in case you have...
Bret Michaels Is A Grade A Douchebag
Anyone who doesn't agree has serious issues of their own. This is more obvious than a stripper using cash at Nordstroms' on a Sunday afternoon.
How can anyone not agree after reading the evidence?
Bret suckered Charlie Sheen...
You Aren’t Allergic To Gluten. 5 Easy Steps To Reverse The Process.
Everyone by now knows someone who is lying about needing to be Gluten Free because they have a "gluten allergy." And while Celiac is real, most of these broads and sissy dudes are pretty much...
12 Florida DMV Passing Written Exam Questions That Make Sense.
Driving in the state of Florida is like what I imagine getting in a cab in Ho Chi Min City with a cabby on acid is probably like. The driving douchery is at epic levels. Here is...
Black Woman’s Christmas Spirit Includes Sweet Potatoes With A Side Of Racism.
Francesca Leigh's video on how to deal with racism at the Christmas dinner table somehow landed on Upworthy.com. And there really are so many great things here it is damn near impossible to pick...
Merry Christmas. Go Hug A Jew.
Christmas is awesome. Unless you are a Jew, then it kind of sucks. So they "may" have killed Christ, this doesn't mean they all should be relegated to shitty Chinese restaurants. So after you...
Your Year Was Probably Actually Crappy.
My year was actually OK, until everyone started posting this damn shitty Year In Review stuff all over my Facebook feed. Well here's how I think most of your years actually went.
That's more accurate....
Bad Elf On The Shelf (Elf On the Booze).
3:30 a.m. on Friday morning, Sgt. Pat Harden found Brian Chellis, who was donning the Elf On The Shelf costume, in a New Jersey Target parking lot passed out drunk. I really want to...
Another Marshawn Lynch Amazeballs Presser.
Marshawn Lynch hates the NFL postgame interview process with the press. And why shouldn't he? Journalist are pretty much maggots wearing shitty Men's Wearhouse suits. So this time he answered every question with "thanks...
People Who Vape Are F’ing Douchebags
Vaping is the newest and most annoying douchebaggery since fake reading glasses. Here are some points I'd like to make. Look if you're going to vape and be a douchebag then check out...
Elf On The Shelf. The Funniest Ones.
Elf on the Shelf kind of sucks. I mean if you want some little rugrat to help you by cleaning his room, maybe that creepy figurine can somehow work to scare them into doing...
Paulina Gretzky Is Mad Hot (Even Preggos)
Dustin Johnson, loser golf player, threw down some competent sperm in hockey legend Wayne Gretzky's daughter, Paulina, and now she's preggo, which of course risk the wonderfulness of one of the hottest Instagram accounts on planet...
Frank Caliendo Is The Hero Of All Impersonators. GOAT.
Seriously, this guy is rad. Here is his rendition of Twas The Night Before Christmas where he impersonates almost every ESPN TV personality and then some. We need to keep this guy around, he's...
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Cam Newton Finds Douchiest Possible Jacket For Post Game Interview.
And let us not forget about the weird ass slippers he wore to match his big purple jacket. This being after his Carolina Panthers...
