Last night Kansas City Royals starting pitcher, Yordano Ventura, threw a fastball high (and not really super tight) to ultimate hipster / douchebag Hunter Pence and Pence ever so slightly dodged what would not have hit him. Well it wasn’t “ever so slightly” and to be fair, Ventura throws 100mph lightening flame throwers last seen in the Matrix. All the same, this is the web, the life blood of making people pay for silly mishaps that weren’t really their fault. Sorry Hunter.
Sincerely,
Internet.
