Dear Douchemaster,
I found these pictures on the Carolina Nightlife site of a bro trying to get some ass. It looks like he can barely stand up in his summer khakis. I wonder what song is playing here? I feel like it might be The Fresh Prince “Welcome To Miami.” At first I was thinking Jay Z but I don’t think this bro could handle that kind of movement.
This bro is definitely throwing shade on my game. I haven’t been laid since the last time Mad Men was on, which was like 1989 or some shit. Look at how happy this broad looks with the bro rubbing his khaki covered spear all up on her. Bro Got Game. That should be a new movie. I may write the script.
