Dear Douchemaster,
Is bro #1 wearing a turban for a scarf and is bro #2 wearing child sized suspenders? I mean I really can’t figure out WTF is happening here? If this is a new fashion movement I want out. I mean literally, I want to die. I have been googling local bridges and Olive Gardens (last meal before the jump, don’t hate).
I seriously have no idea what these douches are wearing, I have never seen anything like it at all. Though Bro #2 must use those to keep his nipples warm. And man, Olive garden has the best salad and breadsticks in the game. Period, Dawg. I can see why you’d choose that as your last meal. Respect..
