Dear Douchemaster,
I was looking around for my Friday morning cup of douche, I saw that Dallas had a KISS and Def Leppard concert and my first thought was “no way there would be a grip of douchebag pictures here.” I mean, that wouldn’t make any sense, right? A Def Leppard and KISS concert would certainly be the utmost classiest, coolest cats on planet earth.
Would you believe I was wrong?
I wonder what one pays for a Def Leppard concert ticket? Man…
