Chris Isidore, a douchebag CNN writer, broke a real hard news story on CNN.com this morning (CNN, the leader in worthless stories following hormonal girl headlines). Apparently Radio Shack is running out of money, but the fact that it isn’t completely broke is a true testament to those people who still exist and have no idea that the Internet and Amazon.com exist.
For example, a Uru tribe member living on a floating island in the Andes mountains told Douche.com this morning, “I had no idea that the Internet exist, I go to Radio Shack for all my VCR and Walkman needs.”
That never happened, but I can’t for the life of me think of a better example of someone who may shop at Radio Shack..
