A classy Florida stripper has done gone and done the most sophisticated thing possible by getting a tattoo on her asshole.
That’s right, “Mercedes,” which some are assuming isn’t her real given name, gave the extraordinary pleasure of putting a ink filled needle on her asshole to a tattoo artist. Like, this shit is real. Watching this video made me think of how much I’d love to take “Mercedes” to the Capital Grill for some surf and turf.