Dear Douchemaster,
Does that one douche have a Superbowl Tattoo and if so, should someone light his flesh on fire until its gone?
Good luck getting near these bros. This is some serious bro pump going on here. I bet 24 Hour Fitness doesn’t even allow all these bros in the free weight section at the same time because they’d simply cause too much amazing and too little 45 lbs plates. It would be mass chaos. God my abs hurt just looking at this. Time to pound another beer (that’s my cardio workout, pounding beers).
