Dear Douchemaster,
Is that a bad lighting incident or did that bro just walk out of a tanning bed fire?
I don’t think a tanning bed was involved. I think this bro just forgot to buy some Captain Jack’s sunblock. Either that or he wore some cooking oil before he hit up the beach. Nevertheless, he’s not near as awesome as the dude in the white tank top broing us up with his hand. I just want to take his hand and have him lead me to the new world of douche. Douche heaven. Just me and a camera and a wordpress blog. That’s all. The Promised Land..
