Dear Douchemaster,
I just got back from church and noticed that yesterday you slyly just allowed this picture to go on as if it were just another douchebag picture. Its clearly not the case, however. This picture is the epitome of douchiness and deserves its very on post. While this may be your site, I have clearly been the one asked to do God’s very own work by assuring that this image gets its own home. I am the holiest of holy, obviously.
