In something that would almost seem like it came directly from a movie, Andy Johnston, 38, was surfing near Perth in late September when a shark seemingly wanted to get to know the surfer a little closer. When I say “get to know,” what I really mean is eat his legs off like a fat man attacking a Chinese buffet in a strip mall. The surfer wisely paddled in with urgency and promptly got laid. Ok, the last part maybe isn’t true but it should be. Outrunning a shark, while not the same as straight up fighting the F’ out of one, is pretty cool for a tale, especially when there are pictures.
