Dear Douchemaster,
This is a picture from a pool party in Austin, a city that is primarily built as a safe haven for douchebags and hipsters. My question is, are these bros drinking Tang at a pool party?
These bros are tangy, but I can’t really tell what the label on the bottle reads. Tangy Brotein, maybe? Whatever is in this magic douche potion, the bros can’t get enough, that’s for sure..
