Dear Douchemaster,
Thank God its Friday, I bet all the douches and bros are getting amped up for a big weekend of hand sign pics and selfies and shitty Affliction shirts. Oh, and how is this LBC douche staying away from eating all of the olives? I love olives. I steal them from grocery store salad bars all the time (please don’t tell anyone, I have such a great thing going and I’d hate to ruin it). But olives are the best. Super nutritious and really tasty.
Happy Friday to you as well. I think this douche gets his nutrition from the green ganja and purple drank, so no need for the olives..
