She made me feel bad for eating a cheeseburger at lunch. Her body is literally perfect. My body is literally an igloo shaped protrusion housing whale fat. I make love to carbs, Allison sprints holding dangerous poles for fun. She swipes left on me, I swipe right on her…but ah…just not a match we are.
I will spare the pole jokes. Because this site is fucking classy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANGZm0xPOA.
