Dear Douchemaster,
What.
The.
F’?
My friend and I were just chatting on Facebook about people who die way too soon. We both got a little teary eye’d due the conversation (although for the sake of science, the additional variable of Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On), when thinking about it. Life just isn’t fair. I mean this Tornado guy lives and Jack Dawson drowns in Antartica? Unfair is this life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7KM28chL14.
