Dear Douchemaster,
I hate throw back thursday on Facebook and Instagram. Its just a chance for old fat chicks to post pictures of when they were young, tight and hot. And most of them do that on the daily anyways, so not sure why we need this excuse of a day for it. I love hot chicks as much as the next filthy guy, but I do like my vagina to be a bit current, also. I don’t J off to old Marilyn Monroe posters for a reason (no offense Shawshank). I already been there.
Oh and check out this Obey Bro. What a shirt. Tribal tatts to boot. What the hell is going on on that shirt? Some tribal, some Africa, He makes me feel like I am buying a trip to a safari.
Happy Thursday,
Brian.
