Dear Douchemaster,
I found yet another cold example of a shitfilled DJ. This time in Houston, Texas. I mean WTF is he doing on that laptop? Shouldn’t be be DJing rather than posting up his selfies on Facebook and Instagram? Is he just playing a F’ing straight up record? And nice Faux Hawk or whatever the goons are calling those anymore. I hope this iTunes special delivered to all the club goers.
Wow, you seem angry. I take selfies all the time while I am working this job and post them up on Instagram. I selfie the F’ outta myself. Its the new world, you should get with it..
