Dear Douchemaster,
I found this picture on a Chicago nightlife website promoting some douchey party. But what stood out for me is these incredible hair parts. Was this part of some coordinated douche hair part effort? Was this achieved on some mass douche scale? And was Clairnet hairspray involved?
That’s some pretty sharp bro hair parts. I feel like you could fly a small jet plane through them. Their might be indigenous tribes all living up in that as well, who knows?.