Dear Douchemaster,
Could you like explain WTF is going on here? I guess San Fran has these “silent parties” where hipsters, bros and douchemasters convene and wear headphones so they can’t hear each other, hence the “silent” part in the theme. Its really aggravating and it makes me want to fight everyone in San Fran.
What the hell is the one douche grabbing with his hand down there? Maybe he is “turning up the other bro’s volume?” Holy shit this is weird. Happy F’ing Weekend Bros. Keep it loud and don’t attend douchey parties like this. But if you do, take pictures and send them over..
