Dear Douchemaster,
Nothing like a little Hot Chicks With Douchebags. Since summer is coming up I figured it was time to take a close look at what we should expect over a long hot summer from some of the douche nation we have learned to love so much.
I think its going to be a brutal douche summer because all these glowing bodied frizzy hair’d douches have been locked up due to such a tough winter. There is only so long you can keep the douches of summer down and they’ve been down for much too much time so I expect they come out this summer with the ferocity of an atomic bomb. I don’t even know if the site can handle the type of energy we are going to see from all these bros..
