Dear Douchemaster,
Is this bro constipated or pooing his pance?
Look at the tan lines on the broad. She really should have went to topless pool instead. This is a definite tourist tan. Like I envision she was walking around the strip with a big plastic fruity booze drink and wearing a spaghetti tank top that read “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Fo Sho!
I think this bro is pushing a fart out but by no intention is pooing his pants. So yes, there is probably a nugget down there, but not the kind you win in Vegas. Its the kind that mean you lost..
