From Ashton’s absurd purple belt to people waiting in line for iPhones, 2014 proved once again to be the year of the Douche.
You actually thought this movie would be good = Douche
The Trivago Douche
Taylor Swift. Watch Good Morning America even one morning and see what I mean.
The asshole who made a show about being eaten by a snake. Then failed.
The band Magic. That Rude song is God awful. Douchebags.
Royals fans. Seriously, act like you’ve been there! Oh wait. Next year I expect 0 attendance again.
Johnny Manziel. His first NFL start went about as well as a nun’s first night working a whore house.
Lebron went back to Cleveland, kind of cool. Then proceeded to do things like wear a Johnny Manziel shirt. So…Douchebag again.
These Jersey Housewives folks.
This idiot.
You waited in line for an iPhone 6
You did the Ice Bucket Challenge.
You thought you might get Ebola = Douchebag
The Drunk as Shit DUI arrest pic guy.
Crossfit
…Crossfit Again…
They say he makes one heck of a drink! Around these parts, we call it the Cosby Special. Douchebag….
The ATT Office Douchebag with the high pitch annoying voice.
Always and Forever.
Ashton Kutcher got a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu purple belt this year, making some wonder if he bought it pretty much. He is also still on Two and a Half Men, which means sometimes i accidentally switch to him on the TV expect the old ones, only ending up with the shitty Ashton ones.
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