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The Best Ricky Gervais Golden Globes Ownage Quotes
As many of you probably already know, Ricky Gervais owned elitist Hollywood rich douchebags night as no one has before. As soon as he came out, he let it be known that this would...
Hot Golf Digest Girl Gets Engaged To Major Douche
Sorry to ruin your Christmas or Hannukah or day you're stuck home because the dive bar you sink your depression into daily is closed, but life is happening and it's my job to report...
Golf Douche Tees Off Hot Girls Ass
Teeing up golf balls by way of hot asses isn't exactly new stuff. But that doesn't mean it isn't equally entertaining each time we see it.
In this latest case, a bro tees up his...
Hot Girl’s Christmas Dick Decoration Steams Snotty Neighbors
The only thing more spiked than the eggnog your holding right now is this ball-warming story about a girl and her lighted dick.
Yes, really.
A 24-year-old suburban Kansas City, Kansas hottie threw up a big...
This Shit With Standing Desks Seriously Needs To Stop…
It wasn’t that long ago that I walked into an office and saw one of my cube mates sitting on a bosu ball while working. He was trying to type, but mostly his fat...
WATCH: Woman In Salon Attacks Man Over Terrible Hair Cut And It’s Just Awesome
This woman is nuts, but bless her heart for making the Internet a more awesome place. The guy wanted a refund for his "bad haircut" and apparently, got into with the manager originally but...
Super Crazy Drunk Uber Girl Is MUST WATCH
She wanted in the front seat, then she wanted to know "who the other girl was," and then she wanted to be let out on the freeway. A spectacular showing if I do say...
Why Playing Pokemon Go Makes You a Super Douchebag
If your weekend wasn't filled with have various social interactions, libations with bros, coffee with friends, a bike ride, and maybe even some sexual intercourse with another human being, it was quite possibly filled...
Man Brilliantly Uses Fantasy Island Episode To Tell Us To STOP Letting The News...
One man thinks the news "might" be fear mongering us a bit and scaring us out of living our lives. With so much news about cops shooting people, people shooting cops, terrorism, and corrupt...
Los Angeles Beach CLOSED Because Someone MAYBE SAW A SHARK
I hate to break it to everyone, but sharks live in the oceans. This is nothing new. To close a beach because someone MAYBE sees a shark in the ocean is ludicrous. This is the...
OKC Fans Burn Kevin Durant’s Jersey Because He’s a Raging Vagina
As many of you have heard, Kevin Durant decided to leave the Oklahoma City Thunder to instead play with the Golden State Warriors, the same team who beat him in the playoffs. It took...
Naked Man Taunting Police & Trump In Times Square Is My New Hero…
This guy clearly doesn't eat any carbs. He's super in shape (sorry, but it is true). And he's super pissed off at the cops and Donald Trump. So he let them have it, whilst...
Man’s Olive Garden ‘Get Laid’ Date Advice Is The Most Amazing Shit Ever
When many people think of the Olive Garden, they think of an elegant Mediterranean escape from our everyday stressful lives. But as reality would have it, the Olive Garden is actually a vagina heater....
Don’t look now, but Netflix Bloodline Doesn’t suck balls anymore.
No spoilers, just the basics.
When I first started watching the Netflix series, Bloodline, I quit after episode six. The show pretty much pissed me off immediately. It spent a lot of time flashing back...
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Vegas Bro Obey
Dear Douchemaster,
I hate throw back thursday on Facebook and Instagram. Its just a chance for old fat chicks to post pictures of when they...
